It's getting worser and worser and people are getting
dumber and dumber.
How about those child-proof medicine bottles? What
are you going to do about that second muscle relaxer
Or those zippers on half-gallon ice cream containers?
They never work!
Or why do you get that stuff on your hands when you
open a can of tuna?
Or you visit your friend in a half-million dollar
house and he tells you to jiggle that knob on the
commode. Hundred and fifty year old technology-Can't
they get it right.
Ever try to open an new CD? You'll need a hacksaw
to take off the shrink wrap.
Or you go in a restaurant with you wife and the waiter
says,"Two"---like the invisible man is with you.
And why do I have to dial 10 digits to call my neighbor
on the telephone when four numbers used to do the
Years ago, you had two gas pumps and two guys who
would put the gas in your car, clean your windshield
and check you tires. Now you have 21 pumps and you
have to pump the gas yourself, go and stand in line
inside the store until the guy with the stay eye says,
"May I help, you"?
And they've changed a lot of the words: you don't
have and operation-you have a procedure; you ain't
got pain, you got discomfort. Even the finance company
got in the game: They told me I was overextended;
all I know's I'm broke!
And now you got to pay $2.00 more for a cup of coffee
you can't pronounce!
And why does that clerk have to make 57 entries in
the cash register when I buy a box of computer paper?
And now they got words I don't even understand. Like
Proactive-I thought that was something you put on
when you were on a wild date. Or Facilitator-who comes
up with this stuff!
And warning lables-before you know it, they'll have
warning lable on toothpicks!
I'm tell you, it's getting worser and worser!
Gene Smith is a North American from West Virginia.
He has written other stuff.
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