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SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
with its tongue hanging out.
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything
in, but you can always see right through them.
 COPIER
- female, because once turned off, it takes
a while to warm up.
 TIRE
- male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to
go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and,
of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and
squeezable and retain water.
 HOURGLASS
- female, because over time, the weight shifts
to the bottom.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.
 HAMMER
- male, because it hasn't evolved much over
the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.
 REMOTE
CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd
be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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