It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting
Women may not drive in a house coat.
You cannot pump your own gas.
All gas stations are full service only.
In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp
your soup at a restaurant.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's
head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while
attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather
shoes in public.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must
wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
Violaters can be arrested and/or jailed for
making ugly faces at a dog.
State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out
of another's hamburger.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes
laughter in church.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when
he is asleep.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served
in state prisons.
It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
Flipping a coin in a restaurant to see who pays
for coffee is outlawed.
It is illegal to have more than 3 sips of beer
at a time while standing.
It is illegal for a person to go barefoot without
first obtaining a permit.