California
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Women may not drive in a house coat.

New Jersey
You cannot pump your own gas.
All gas stations are full service only.
In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp your soup at a restaurant.

New York
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Florida
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Ohio
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Kansas
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

Oklahoma
Violaters can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Alabama
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Wisconsin
In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

Virginia
It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
Flipping a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for coffee is outlawed.

Texas
It is illegal to have more than 3 sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal for a person to go barefoot without first obtaining a permit.