Here's a short instruction manual to help
you women deal with the opposite sex...

• Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
  
  
• Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
  
  
• What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
  
  
• So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
  
  
• If they put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
  
  
• Tell him you are not his type, you have a pulse.
  
  
• Never let your man's mind wander, it is too little to be let out alone.
  
  
• Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
  
  
• Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
  
  
• Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
  
  
• Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do-It-Yourself types.
  
  
• The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
  
  
• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  
  
• If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
  
  
• Sadly, all men are created equal.
  
  
• Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
  
  
• The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
  
  
• There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong, but you can still use them.