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Advice for women

Here's a short instruction manual to help
you women deal with the opposite sex...

  • Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

  • Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.

  • What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

  • So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

  • If they put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?

  • Tell him you are not his type, you have a pulse.

  • Never let your man's mind wander, it is too little to be let out alone.

  • Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.

  • Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

  • Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

  • Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do-It-Yourself types.

  • The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  • If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'

  • Sadly, all men are created equal.

  • Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

  • The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'

  • There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong, but you can still use them.
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