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A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban

A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.

A crisis is when you cannot say "Let's just forget the whole thing."

A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A good scapegoat is hard to find.

A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.

A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.

A little ignorance can go a long way.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

A penny saved has not been spent.

The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. - Albert Einstein

A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason.



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