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Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era
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# Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. # If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. # Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. # Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. # Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity # A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat. # Plagiarism saves time. # If at first you don't succeed, try management. # Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. # TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. # The beatings will continue until morale improves. # Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. # We waste time, so you don't have to. # Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! # Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. # A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. # When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. # INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. # Succeed in spite of management. # Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
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