# Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
# If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
# Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
# Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
# Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
# A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
# Plagiarism saves time.
# If at first you don't succeed, try management.
# Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
# TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
# The beatings will continue until morale improves.
# Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
# We waste time, so you don't have to.
# Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
# Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
# A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
# When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
# INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
# Succeed in spite of management.
# Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment