Two dim-witted golfers are teeing off on a foggy par-3. They can see the flag, but not the green. The first golfer hits his ball into the fog and the second golfer does the same. They proceed to the green to find their balls. One ball is about 6 feet from the cup while the other found it's way into the cup for a hole-in-one.
Both were playing the same type of balls, Top-Flite 2, and couldn't determine which ball was which. They decide to ask the course pro to decide their fate.
After congratulating both golfers on their fine shots, the golf pro asks, "Which one of you is playing the orange ball?"
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