A man applied to Sheffield Wednesday FC for a job on the administrative staff.

"What we're really looking for here," said the chairman, "is what you might call a "chief worrier! Someone to worry about things like falling attendances, finances, league promotion, violence on the terraces, and so on. For a chap like that we'd be prepared to pay 75,000 a year. Interested?"

"Certainly," said the applicant. "But - you'll pardon me for saying this I hope - where on earth is Sheffield Wednesday going to find that sort of money for a job like this?"

"Ah!" said the chairman, "That would be your first worry."