A little boy asked his mother for a lot of money and was told he had to go pray and if he was a good boy, God might give it to him. So he prays, "God, I've been a very good boy and I would like... Well, I've been a good boy at least, and I would like you to... Well, I've been an okay boy, Lord, and I really want..." He realizes he hasn't been good at all, so he runs to the church, grabs a figure of the Virgin Mary, and goes back home. "God, I got your mother. If you want her back, you know what to do."