This priest lives in a small town, not only is he a priest he has a farm too.On the farm he has all sorts of animals but his favourite and best animal is a cockrooster.One day the rooster goes missing.He searches everywhere but cant find his beloved rooster anywhere.He decides to announce it at mass.During his announcements he asks,anyone here got a cock,and all the men stand up.Priest says i dont mean that what i mean is has anyone here seen a cock,and all the women stand up.Priest says no,what i mean is has anyone here seen my cock and all the children stand up.