The Pope is traveling by limo across America to make appearances. One day he sees that his driver is taking him on an old dirt highway and the area is fairly desolate. He asks his driver, "You know, I've always had a chauffeur. I bet it's fun to drive. Would you mind if I gave it a try?" The driver is a bit suprised, but agrees. After all, he is the Pope. The driver gets in the back of the limosine and lets the Pope take the wheel. The Pope is having such a good time that he speeds up. As he goes around a bend, a cop clocks him speeding and pulls him over. The officer walks to the window and upon seeing who it is, radios headquarters. Cop: "I just pulled over a car for speeding, but it's someone special. Should I give him a ticket?" H.Q.: " Is it the governor?" Cop: "Bigger." H.Q.: "The President?!?" Cop: "Bigger." H.Q.: "Damn! Who's bigger than the president?!?" Cop: "I don't know, but he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"
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