A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had three sons, but she had only listed information for the one named "Leroy".

"Actually, all three of my sons are named Leroy," replied the lady.

"Why would you do that?," inquired the government worker.

The lady replied, "It makes it much easier to get things done. 'Leroy, time for bath', and they all get in the bath. 'Leroy, time for supper', and they all come to the table."

Amazed, the government worker then inquired how did she get personal if she wanted to talk with just one of her sons.

"Oh that's easy," she replied. "I just call them by their last names."