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The Beer Bottle Genie
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(Added: 13-Jul-2003 Rating: 6.82 Votes: 24 )

Two rednecks, Bubba and Billy Bob, went out on the lake one Sunday in Bubba's brand new boat. All of a sudden, Billy Bob snagged something on his line, and began to tug furiously. After a few minutes, he finally reels in an old beer bottle. As Billy Bob is about to toss the bottle back into the lake, a genie pops out. "Billy Bob", the genie says, "It's your lucky day...I'm a genie, and I will grant you one wish- anything you want." Billy Bob, being a simple man, looks at the beer bottle, thinks for a second and with disbelief says, "Alrighty then, if you're really a genie, then turn this whole lake into beer." POOF! the genie turns all the water in the lake into beer. Billy Bob looks at Bubba and says, "Hell, Bubba! Whatcha think about that shit?" Bubba replies, "Well, I think your a goddamn asshole, 'cause now we gotta piss in my new boat!"



   

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