Yogi Berra

"It ain't over till it's over."

"This is like deja vu all over again."

Phil Rizzuto - "Hey Yogi I think we're lost." - Yogi Berra - "Ya, but we're making great time!"

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."

"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."

"In baseball, you don't know nothin'."

"How can you think and hit at the same time?"

Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died"

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical"

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

"I want to thank all those who made this night necessary."

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."

"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

"Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin."

"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"