Lady Godiva was never arrested because nobody could pin anything on her!

My sister is dating a radiologist, yet I wonder what he sees in her?

There is a new type of birth control for men. You just add it to your coffee. It is called nutersweet.

How did you get the nickname Thermostat? My wife turns me down every night.

What's the quickest way to make your spouse cry out when making love? Call her up and tell her where you are.