There once was a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided what he needed were some fast wheels. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

The dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted.

The snail gets his new car and spends the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone sees him zooming by, they always say, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"