Several cannibals were hired by a big corporation. "You're part of a team now," said the CEO, welcoming them. "Please don't ruin things by eating any of your colleagues."

The cannibals promised, but a month later the CEO came to them. "Everyone is happy with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads. After the boss left, the leader turned to his tribesmen and said, "You fools! For weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed. Who's the idiot who went and ate a secretary!"