What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?