At a radiator shop: "BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO TAKE A LEAK"

Sign over a gynecologist's office: "DR. JONES, AT YOUR CERVIX"

On a plumber's truck: "WE REPAIR WHAT YOUR HUSBAND FIXED"

On another plumber's truck: "DON'T SLEEP WITH A DRIP. CALL YOUR PLUMBER"

Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 DAYS WITHOUT PIZZA MAKES ONE WEAK"

At a tire shop: "INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOWOUT"

Plastic surgeon's office: "LET US PICK YOUR NOSE"

On an electrician's truck: "LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS"

On a maternity room door: "PUSH, PUSH, PUSH"

On an optometrist's office: "IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE"

On a taxidermist's window: "WE REALLY KNOW OUR STUFF"

On a fence: "SALESMEN WELCOME! DOG FOOD IS EXPENSIVE!"

In a podiatrist's office: "TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS"

Outside a muffler shop: "NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY. WE HEAR YOU COMIING"

In a veterinarian's office: "BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES. SIT! STAY!

In the front of a funeral home:" DRIVE CAREFULLY. WE'LL WAIT"