Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item, Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,
California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. The right name is important.
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc 11. White Trashfindel 10. Big Red Gulp 9. Grape Expectations 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays" 7. NASCARbernet 6. Chef Boyardeaux 5. Peanut Noir 4. Chateau des Moines 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine . . .
1. Nasti Spumante!
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).
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