Rejected Books
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Rejected Dr. Seuss books:
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes sherbert 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo- Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. The Cat in the Blender 11. Marvin K. Monney, Get the F*ck Out 12. Are You My Proctologist? 13. Yentl the Lentil 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 15. Aunts In My Pants
Little Golden Books That Never Made It:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curios George and the High Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go To Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly 12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets A Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. You Were An Accident 19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 20. Pop! Goes the Hamster.and Other Great Microwave Games 21. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan 22. Your Nightmares are Real 23. Where would You Like To Be Buried? 24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 26. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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