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Top 10 Things to Say on a Date
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(Added:
11-Oct-2001
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Top 10 Things to Say on a Date
10. "I sure like chicken."
9. "What a wonderful day. Did I mention I was in a car accident on the way over?"
8. "This is so exciting! I've never taken two showers in one week before!"
7. "How about them Reading Phillies? ;)"
6. "That's quite interesting... (yawn)"
5. "I sold my entire 1999 set of baseball cards last week!"
4. "Do you watch Pokemon? I like Pokemon!"
3. "How 'bout them kidneys on eBay?"
2. "Do I smell tacos? I wish we could have tacos!"
1. "My pet monkey gives you two thumbs up!"
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