Top 10 Things to Say on a Date

10. "I sure like chicken."

9. "What a wonderful day. Did I mention I was in a car accident on the way over?"

8. "This is so exciting! I've never taken two showers in one week before!"

7. "How about them Reading Phillies? ;)"

6. "That's quite interesting... (yawn)"

5. "I sold my entire 1999 set of baseball cards last week!"

4. "Do you watch Pokemon? I like Pokemon!"

3. "How 'bout them kidneys on eBay?"

2. "Do I smell tacos? I wish we could have tacos!"

1. "My pet monkey gives you two thumbs up!"