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(Added: 11-Oct-2001 Rating: 3.67 Votes: 3 )

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
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What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
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Where have you been all my life?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Wow.
You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken ?



   

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