Two tigers were walking through the jungle. Suddenly, the one in the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the posterior of the tiger in front. The startled front tiger turns and says, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologizes and they continue onward.

About five minutes later it happens again. The front tiger turns, growling, "I said stop it!". The rear tiger again apologizes, and they continue on.

Another five minutes passes and again the front tiger feels the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turns, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare. angrily hissing, "What is it with you?"

The rear tiger replies, "I'm sorry -- I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"