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Lawyer At The Gates
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(Added: 13-May-2008 Rating: 6.33 Votes: 3 )

A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.

When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's getting crowded, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."

He looks at the teacher, and asks her "What was the name of the famous ocean liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?"

"Oh, that's easy," the teacher replies, "the Titanic." So St. Peter lets her into heaven.

Next he turns to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asks.
"Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1500." St. Peter steps away and the thief walks into heaven.

Finally, St. Peter turns to the lawyer and simply says to him: "Name them."



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