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How to say someone is stupid...
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(Added: 8-Oct-2001 Rating: 6.38 Votes: 44 )

Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

** A few clowns short of a circus.
** A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
** An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
** A few beers short of a six-pack.
** Dumber than a box of hair.
** A few peas short of a casserole.
** Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
** The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
** One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
** One taco short of a combination plate.
** A few feathers short of a whole duck.
** All foam, no beer.
** The cheese slid off her cracker.
** Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
** Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
** He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
** An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
** As smart as bait.
** Chimney's clogged.
** Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
** Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
** Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
** Her sewing machine's out of thread.
** His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
** His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
** If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
** Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
** No grain in the silo.
** Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
** Receiver is off the hook.
** Several nuts short of a full pouch.
** Skylight leaks a little.
** Slinky's kinked.
** Surfing in Nebraska.
** Too much yardage between the goal posts.
** Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
** The lights are on, but nobody's home.
** 24 cents short of a quarter.



   

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