Top Ten Reasons Why The Computer Industry Is Finally Opening Up To Women

1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a computer

2. Women don't have motherboard fixations.

3. Women are much better at FDISK-ing a hard drive

4. When lost on the Internet, women are willing to ask for directions.

5. Women can communicate gossip and rumors quicker than the fastest modem.

6. Only women (I think) can marry Bill Gates.

7. Women see a 14 inch monitor they think it's a14 incher and not a 20.

8. Women have bigger SMART drives.

9. Women don't think with their joysticks.

10. Women actually read installation manuals.