Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks.
"I died in a freezer," the second blonde replies, "how did you die?"
"Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair. So, one day when I came home early from work, I found my husband naked. I looked all over the house trying to find the other woman, but I had no luck. When I was coming upstairs from the basement, I slipped and broke my neck."
"If only you looked in the freezer," the second blonde replies, "maybe we both might still be alive!"