A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office
with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left
work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave
right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how
was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her
spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to
her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly,
quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the
door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead
mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was
with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"