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Double Standard
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(Added: 1-Oct-2008 Rating: 8.25 Votes: 4 )

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retire to bed. As they have separate beds, both go to their own bed.

After a few minutes, the man decides he is not yet ready to sleep and calls over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." The woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the join her husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.

The husband gets a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make love. Afterwards the woman gets up to return to her own bed. As she is walking across the room, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."



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