It had been many years since the day a young woman with a baby in her arms had entered the butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it. After much negotiation, he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day a teenager came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too. Tell your mother when you take this parcel of meat home that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face!"

When the boy arrived home he told his mother what the butcher had said.

The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"