Two Chickens
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A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books so she gives them what they want and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and so she gives them what they want again. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed, and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of the chickens. She gives them what they request and decides to follow them.
She follows them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hides behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She sees the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog says, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
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